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Funny Stuff > Holiday - Please - No Red & Blue Lights!

Please - No Red & Blue Lights!

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your front yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.

I have to brake hard, toss my drink out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding