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Totally Useless Information

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee (Hardly seems worth it)

• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb (Now that's more like it)

• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body (OMG...!)

• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig)

• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??)

• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

• Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

• Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know)

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

• Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

• A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

• Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

• Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares!)

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.